HR Lady's Doomsday Prophecies

Warning: the following content may induce existential dread and/or spontaneous combustion.

The Prophecies

• The apocalypse will come on a Tuesday.
• It will be preceded by a 30% off sale in the company cafeteria.
• Our new CEO will be a sentient piece of toast.
• The copier will finally be fixed, but it will only print out copies of the employee handbook.

Don't worry, it's not like you'll be able to remember any of this after the fact.

Meet the Prophet

Meet the HR Lady

May the odds be ever in our favor.

Other Doomsday Prophecies

The Lost Scrolls, The Missing Will Be Found

Or don't. We're all doomed anyway.